Noah's Departure Broadcast.

04/12/2022    by Nick Smith

 

''From the UKHB Reporting Department at 12'':

 

 

A massive shock came to the site in December 2022, the main editor and development staff member, Noah, announced his departure with immediate effect. Noah was the person who created the base of the website back in August of 2022, and his departure will not be taken easily. Noah was asked for comment on his departure, and he gave us this ''At first, people loved it, but now its like a chore for me and people are refusing to join us, working on my own photographing 20,000 photos and navigating them off videos is not what I want to do without help. Sadly nobody is bothered anymore, and I cannot do anything about that. I try my hardest and Iam not getting what I want out of this. '' Noah has passed on the baton to Splashy, who we have approached for a comment.

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Back Office Manager and Customer Relations Officer Stephen Windsor has also decided to leave completely from the 22nd of December, Stephen was appointed in his role two days after Noah and Splashy were, Stephen citing '' I'm unsure of what to do, I think my time has passed and my role has been well-performed, but there is little need for me anymore. I wish the team the best. ''

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Noah will remain on as a floating background figure until all of the team are fully aware of his departure and what will happen next, and on the 31st December at 6pm, Noah will say his goodbyes and wish the team well. 

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In other news, the cost of living crisis has had an impact of where people are going, and we advise all filmers to think carefully about the future financially and make priorities clear for themselves and their loved ones. Simon James, financial assistant, quoted '' We all have the things that we love but we need to make sure everything is alright before our normal lives continue, and get over this period of difficulty.''

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And, moving on to filming, Splashy has made his visit to Doncaster and filmed many videos, all of which are available on his channel to view. Finally, the downstairs disabled toilet at Sainsbury's in Mansfield has reopened after over a year of being Out Of Order.

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''That's the latest, I'm Nick Smith''